Poutine Passport close the locks of the Canal Rideau in Ottawa

"Poutine Passport"
          shot at Rideau Canal locks in Ottawa on April, 30th, 2011 

A world of exchanges, a world where you can find italian restaurant or greek food or lebanese fastfood in any North-American city. Exchanges but still identity markers and clichés associated to nationalities, sometimes highly superficial, and food is typically a source of jokes. Italian people knowing so much about pasta cooking, perfect rice prepared by Chinese guys - you know the score.

Jokes and teasing allusions on nationality are always navigating close to bad taste, nasty spirit, all the bad political implications. Even with a simple food discussion...

That's what we realized with the precious Karlatone during a discussion about ratatouille. My lazy joke sounded so offensive... Shameful joke but a good starting point for a story after giving it some more thoughts. Just needed some adjustments, shifting ratatouille to poutine for a more canadian taste, adding some other anecdotes: here was an entertaining little story to share in a story telling night in Ottawa.

The "Poutine Passport" was told at Once Upon A Slam on April, 29th. Funny moment on the stage of the slam night...
So I decided to shoot a small video of it on the following day. Involving some poutine: easy and cheap accessory that could be spectacular on the screen. I could not imagine the effect of poutine on the surrounding animals living close to the locks of the Canal Rideau !

"Constantly Naked on Tumblr", version Live à Once Upon A Slam

"Constantly Naked on Tumblr"
raconté à Once Upon A Slam, Ottawa, le 25 mars 2011

Joli hasard : hier, je postais ma vidéo de "Constantly Naked on Tumblr", dans la version racontée au Palais des Congrès de Montréal. 

Et justement hier, les organisateurs de Once Upon A Slam chargeaient la vidéo du même texte, raconté sur la scène du Mercury Lounge d'Ottawa pour leur soirée de Short Story Slam.

Une performance amusant & sympathique, un joli échange avec le public... mais bien trop long pour les 5 minutes réglementaires de Once Upon A Slam. Ce qui m'a valu une pénalité salée après les notes du jury... Mais qu'importe...

Les curieux peuvent aller visiter la chaîne Youtube de Once Upon A Slam, où d'autres histoires de 5 minutes sont présentées.

"Constantly Naked on Tumblr", a story told in the Montreal Conference Center

The world of scientific conferences. Of business meetings in general: huge halls, men in white shirts, corporate booths, sandwiches swallowed with the eyes stuck on program or brochures, ready to stir another coffee in a plastic cup. Nice stage for entertaining plot & jokes.

Any business with similar codes and trends, or close one. Any business, different types of business often mixed in the same conference hall. Any king of business - so why not porn industry? Scientific conference meeting porn conference?

Not a really unique idea, easy confrontation between figures from the two worlds. With potential jokes to share with an audience.
That's how I started preparing the story "Constantly naked on Tumblr" in order to share it at Once Upon A Slam, the story telling slam night in Ottawa. Story that I told at the March edition of Once Upon A Slam, quite a funny moment to share...

A funny story to tell anywhere, for sure, but especially funny in a Conference Centre. I came to the Palais des Congrès de Montréal with my camera that Sunday because the weather was bad. And I soon realized that it would be a nice place to tell that specific story. A few people were hanging around in the ground flour, mostly looking for their Sunday morning Tim Horton's coffee. So I took the first stairs I found to the 1st floor. 

Not sure if I was allowed to be there. A security guard was standing not far away from the stairs, but looking outside; he did not see me. Maybe there was no access to block, the gallery of the 1st level just empty; even if a few people were working in the exposition hall, certainly preparing a new exhibition. Whatever. I could take advantage of the vast empty space, particularly the tall colored window on the Western end of the building...

"Constantly Naked on Tumblr" - Palais des Congrès de Montréal, Québec - April, 25th, 2011